"Of course, there is more than one person in the club with the initials J.A.! p.s. "PK" is a registered trademark not to be used willy nilly by people with atrocious golf swings! :)"

The real PK (Tuesday, 20 June 2006)

"And yes - J.A has a nice bottom"

P.K (Thursday, 8 June 2006)

"God Captain Ding been bitchy over the last week, his inexplicable non call up to the pennants team has been a real slap in the face. I mean, so what if he now is a genuine chopper on a 15, he was also rejected as a Prebble Cup junior ... Lifes a beee-arch"

Captain Ding (Friday, 2 June 2006)

"Well done for Putaruru . A good year for the boys, and may we all get trolleyd this sunday. He He Heeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Kooza (Thursday, 1 June 2006)

"I got a half but Greg lost! Na na ):"

PK (Wednesday, 31 May 2006)

"Nice to hear all about the latest golf news, but the best golfers in the club produced a memorable win but sadley missed the playoffs by a solitory point in the senior pennants. A worthy mention I would have thought."

pennants team (Wednesday, 31 May 2006)

"please foward to sean samkin to contact us on phone 01394 270948 ronwa@oal.com as we would like to make contact with him&brother,as we would like to visit newzealand&australia within the next year.from jill&ron walker uk paddys sister"

ron&jill walker (Monday, 29 May 2006)

"yes we can confirm that pro v 1 golf balls don't float when hit into water, i think the score is 3 to 1 now rosco, i will provide the new one for paeroa and i will bring a spare just in case they have water on the course "

Anonymous (Monday, 15 May 2006)

"Get well soon Butch old mate. No pressure, although we might have to play Captain Ding in the Pennants! Nooooooooooooooo............"

PK (Monday, 15 May 2006)

"Another year, Another Prebble Cup final, go the team!!"

Captain Ding (Monday, 15 May 2006)