"As one of the few technical experts at our club I will explain. A shank comes off the hosel of the club and a sideways chip comes of the toe. Ronny's might not have technically been a shank either, it was possibly a Chwank."

Fuzzlogic (Monday, 31 October 2011)

"great sumation of the shootout fuzz and well recorded however how come JR Wood had a shank on hole two but you had a sideways chip on the 6th, they sort of looked the same shot to me. "

sherrif terry (Monday, 31 October 2011)

"now that you mention it i heard that moose as i finished on the 12th green last week i was playing with balls who had just holed a ten footer for ten was it the same moose or do we have a matching pair on the course"

dubble c (Wednesday, 26 October 2011)

"Wildlife abound. The staff saw a pheasant the other morning in the pines and the quail are back around the 8th tee. There was a definite Moose call on the 5th tee on Saturday. Brett who had just written a nice juicy 10 on his card will confirm the call. "

Moose Spotter (Sunday, 4 September 2011)

"Intimidation: - a) the feeling of discouragement in the face of someone's superior fame or wealth or status. b) being afraid of big hitting Rosco hitting up on you. c) a veteran woman's glare when you dare appear on a Tuesday.....None of those intimidate me "

Steve Williams (Wednesday, 10 August 2011)

"Cleveland Blade Irons FOR SALE. Extremely unforgiving of faults in a swing. Experienced players with a solid swing enjoy an iron that allows them to judge exactly how hard to hit the ball and can control it with complete accuracy. "

Tokoroa spoon winner (Friday, 29 July 2011)

"Thankyou for another great days tournament......once again we failed to take away a prize, but the company was awesome....nice playing with you Brett..........despite one fairway being a bit dampish ;-)your golf course is in magnificent condition"

Kahu & Owen (Monday, 27 June 2011)

"Bad investment Don. It would probably be a saving not putting yourself in the twos but your beloved is obviously a superior golfer who can justify a $2 investment for a $30 return. Thats a 1500% return in 4 hours. "

Bad Call (Saturday, 25 June 2011)

"SPOTTED Not a good look, parking your work van outside your insurers office, jumping out to get a coffee only to leave the handbrake off. Van rolled 10m before Spot showed exceptional speed to stop it 1o cm short of the BMW. Nice athleticism Spotty. "

Interested spectator (Saturday, 25 June 2011)

"true but you do need one to get on the bus and a real one at that .... wat was the spoon convenor thinking taking a mixed tour away "

tour convener (Wednesday, 15 June 2011)